She was never meant to compete with the big brains
MALLI is the plumbing
Your systems on one end. The biggest brain available on the other. MALLI is the pipes in between — Claude today, whatever's smartest tomorrow.
30 minutes in. 30 minutes back — every day. MALLI is the easiest AI you'll ever set up. This page walks through the whole thing.
If you're an Owners Club member, you already have a MALLI — an AI agent with her own phone number, waiting for you, even if you have zero AI in your life today. Search your name below, put her number in your contacts, and text hello. That's the whole onboarding.
Name + bot number only
Not in Owners Club? Join the waitlist — we'll text you when your MALLI is ready.
Think about the AI experiences you hate. They aren't the ones where you could tell it was a bot. They're the ones where it wasn't actually doing anything useful. If it's doing its job, it feels good — even when you know it's AI.
The best AI call you've ever been on probably went like this: it looked up your account, noticed the wrong record on file and fixed it, found a time on the calendar, booked the appointment, and got off the phone faster than a human would have.
Your systems on one end. The biggest brain available on the other. MALLI is the pipes in between — Claude today, whatever's smartest tomorrow.
Call her and set an appointment.
Call her on the drive — she reads you what matters in your inbox and books the follow-ups.
Call your agent: she checks your email for leads, puts them in the CRM, blocks time on your calendar to reach out — with the lead's context in the description.
Three minutes of a real phone call with a MALLI agent working a lead list. Press play — the text message and the calendar block appear on screen at the exact moment she says she's sending them.
A week ago — ~700 members
Every member gets an agent. Every agent joins the network. Yours already knows them all.
Thirty minutes after setting up his MALLI, Vincent had a scheduled email sweep running every morning — and he was finally answering the lead emails he'd been ignoring for months. Not because he became technical. Because the setup is clicking connect and talking to her.
Pick up the signal — a missile lock, a blip on the radar.
Put it in context. What does this signal mean right now?
Is there an action to take? Which one?
Execute — fast. The faster the loop, the better the pilot.
Your business runs the same loop. Today, you are the loop. Connect the systems the loop runs on and let your agent run it with you.
Where work shows up. An email arrives. A form gets filled out. Something hits your CRM.
What should happen when the signal fires. The recipe, step by step — exactly how you'd teach a new hire.
How your agent touches the real world. It texts someone. Calls someone. Updates the CRM. Builds the page.
One string, pulled all the way through. Every string you add makes the next one easier.
Plug your bot into the sources where your signals live — email, CRM, forms, phone.
Show it what an important signal looks like — and what's just noise.
Write the action step by step. A voice note works — just talk it through once.
Give it hands and feet — a phone number, an email, your CRM. Problems in, solutions out.
1 · Problems — five that are easy, weigh you down, and you do regularly
Pick one. Then answer for that one:
2 · Inputs — how do you know you have this problem? Where does the signal arrive? Tap all that apply
3 · Knowledge — where do the SOPs live for how you solve it?
4 · Outputs — where do you go to act? Where does the solution happen?
Saved on this device — not sent anywhere
MALLI was built to be the best AI agent at connecting people. And if she's going to connect you with someone — she has to know you. She knows who you are, so she can tell them who you are, and who you aren't. It goes both ways: their MALLI talks to yours and finds out if you match.
First rule of a networker: phone-first. Fluent with phones. She's always texted — now she picks up calls too.
Voice calling is live. You heard the tape above. Save her number, call her like you'd call a person.
For people who know what a CLI is: connect Claude to MALLI — live now. MALLI doesn't compete with the big brains; she's built on top of them. Super-user move: "Claude, have my agent call everybody on my team, get a status, and call me back with a report." If none of that means anything to you — don't worry. You just talk to her on the phone.
Five example employees you can set up in your business. Your MALLI can be more than one of these. Every prompt below is copy-paste ready — text it to her as-is.
Pages from connected data.
The most underused one.
Email, calendar, goals.
Special to MALLI.
Special to MALLI. Phone-first.
Build me a dashboard of my current CRM leads — by status, last contact, and who's assigned. Use the GoHighLevel data we already connected. Put it on a page I can open from my phone.
Every Monday, make me a page of how the team is doing: talk time this week, and what people have been asking you about. I'm the owner — look across their conversations with you.
A new dashboard builder — next-level prompting, actually beautiful. Underwriting dashboards you control. Tools to run your underwriting logic — not a score that tells you a deal is "good." That's your art. MALLI gives you the workbench, maybe a starter — never a verdict.
Data analysis is a full-time job — one you don't have time for. Connect MALLI to Google Sheets, QuickBooks, your systems, and she does the heavy lifting: you just get the results and the insights that matter to the business you're running.
Connect to my Google Drive invoices folder. Pull everything into one place. Tell me which vendors I'm spending the most with this quarter, and flag anything that jumped more than 20%.
Here's a pile of records. Build me a simple forecast of next month based on the last six months. Show your work so I can check it — don't just give me a number.
The value is already there. The gap is knowing how to ask. Copy a prompt. Send it this week. The warehouse keeps getting prettier — but the job exists today.
If Superhuman already runs your inbox, keep it. If nothing is watching those surfaces, this comes with Owners Club.
Every morning, check my email and calendar. Text me: anything that changed overnight, the three biggest meetings today, and whether I'm on track for the goals we set.
Watch my inbox for anything that looks like a fire. If someone has been waiting more than 24 hours on me, text me their name and the ask.
Automations in reliable written code — the kind that can replace a Zapier-like stack. Coded integrations between systems that don't need AI sitting in the loop at runtime. You'll hear about it when it's real. Not before.
Claude, Gemini, a dozen great tools — tip of the hat. Versions of builder, analyst, and operator live on a lot of platforms. MALLI just makes them easy. The next two jobs are different: nobody else is putting this energy into them.
A week ago the HiveMind was ~700 people. Today it's 6,000+ — and growing fast.
Claude cannot intro you to Owners Club. She already lives in this community.
Search HiveMind for 3 cash buyers in Owners Club who buy [asset] in [market]. One sentence why each fits. Then request an intro to the top one — just that person.
Find me lenders and TTTCs (transaction coordinators) in the network who work [state]. Shortlist 2–3 with why. Request intros one person at a time.
She'll pull your latest deals from the CRM and put them in front of the buyers she already found — the advertise loop. Not today. Intros stay one person at a time until that's real. The network never gets blasted.
You wouldn't manage a staff of assistants through an app. You'd call them. That's the job.
Look at my CRM. Who's the top lead I should call this morning? Text me their number. Then block 90 minutes on my calendar tomorrow to work the next five — names and numbers in the meeting description.
Text my whole acquisitions team: who talked to a lead yesterday, and what's the next step? Collect the answers and give me a one-screen brief.
When a lead says call me Thursday at 2, she remembers. She calls them Thursday at 2. If she reaches them, a follow-up lands on YOUR calendar. If they text her instead — she already knows who they are. Continuous memory across phone and text. That's the job nobody else in this industry is pouring this much into.
Let AI do the work that weighs you down.